Hi All,
I apologize that this was not written contemporaneously with our Hawaiian holiday, but I spent quite a bit of our time in Hawaii relaxing (or as they say in Hawaiian, sleeping). We’ve have now been back home for several weeks, and I’m very well rested, and so here’s the blog.
While a trip to Hawaii isn’t like going on a foreign adventure to a strange land, it did have a major appeal beyond beautiful beaches and great weather: Hawaii is farther away from Washington, D.C. than anywhere else in the United States. Too bad there was still TV, newspapers, and internet.
Also, Hawaii is Jill’s favorite place on earth.
So much for the, what I’m sure will be the necessary, sychophantic portion of this missive.
In any case, this was our first trip to Hawaii together. When we landed, I was overcome with a mixture of wonder and gratitude. I wondered why we went to Hawaii rather than skiing, but I was grateful that the pilot was even able to find this place. The big island of Hawaii is 4028 square miles in the middle of the Pacific Ocean which is 62,460,000 square miles. The odds of stumbling on such a small island while flying at 36,000 feet is pretty incredible.
We arrived on the big island and stayed a few days in a beautiful villa on a golf course courtesy of our friends Kathy and David (pictured below).
You may be wondering what does one do in a tropical paradise if you don’t golf (I include myself in this group) to while away the hours. Here is a short pictorial essay of some possibilities:
Sail on said catamaran into the ocean to search for whales or at least body parts of whales (we never saw a whale head). I might add that it is quite challenging is to try to take pictures of whales , hold on to the boat, and not drop your camera into the ocean.
One thing that is pretty unique about Hawaii especially when compared to New York or Los Angeles is the copious amounts of lava. It’s practically everywhere on the island.
Lava, lava everywhere…
When I mentioned this fact to the concierge at the hotel, I was told (in a somewhat condescending tone) that the Hawaiian Islands ARE the gigantic tops of volcanic mountains formed by countless eruptions of fluid lava. I mean “DUH.”
Speaking of lava, it turns out that the island is getting bigger all the time as there is an active volcano, Kilauea, which has been erupting since 1983, pouring lava into the ocean and making Hawaii larger. Pretty soon it will be the size of Australia.
We saw several advertisements for beach front time-shares on the these newly formed lava deltas.
We even attended a “time share” sales presentation where they made molten lava sound like a real plus.
But alas, we finally decided against it when we found out that they could only start construction after the lava cooled off enough to break ground….in maybe 25 years.
As we walked closer to the smoldering lava, we saw that even in Hawaii the Trump name loomed large.
Disappointed, we decided to go on a hike to see the famous petroglyphs of Hawaii. No one really knows why they are there, who made them, or what their significance is. It sounded intriguing.
The trail to the petroglyphs was not a simple stroll in the lava. It was confusing and very difficult to follow. Initially, it reminded me of the woods in which Hansel and Gretel found the gingerbread house…
There were always choices to make.
Fortunately, my experience as a Boy Scout in my youth and my uncanny sense of direction kicked in… I knew with absolute certainty the correct path to the Petroglyphs
*Please note the sign behind Richard indicating the “Petroglyph Trail” js
As we continued our trek to the elusive petroglyphs, I came across some very mysterious markings, perhaps some kind of message of petrified wood left by ancient man hundreds of years ago. A numerical code of some sort (possibly even before the invention of numbers). As a scientist I was fascinated by the potential significance and spent quite some time attempting to decipher the meaning from so long ago.
But all I could discern were the numbers “7” “7” “1” and perhaps a “backward 7”. Maybe the “7” and “backward 7” represented people running away from some serpent like monster or giant snake, represented by the “1.”
Jill had a much different perspective on the markings and on their meaning and suggested that I look at the symbols from a different viewpoint.
I did
Eventually, we happened upon a field of petroglyphs, a veritable petroglyph encyclopedia. The holy grail of petroglyphs. The petroglyph Library of Congress.
After careful examination, the heretofore unknown meaning of the petroglyphs became clear. The petroglyphs were obviously prognostic symbols of what was to be in the year 2017.
“The Donald”
Melania
But I wasn’t completely convinced until I saw the Rosetta Stone of petroglyphs:
and the absolute proof…
And just down the way, the certain outcome of his administration:
There can be no doubt…. after all, it’s carved in stone.
After exploring the Petroglyphs, we decided to Uber back to the hotel where we had one of our many dinners on the balcony of our room overlooking the ocean at sunset.
We took turns toasting:
And we relaxed and ate a traditional Hawaiian dinner
as the bright golden-yellow orb sank beneath the horizon.
That’s Jill in the upper right picture
As I was saying, as the sun slowly set in the west…
and day faded into night
Our Hawaiian adventure ended , and we bid you all, Aloha.
Mahalo,
Jill and Richard
Jill will unlikely read this far as she has already told me that this is too long, and she occasionally finds these blogs a bit dull despite my, mostly successful, attempts at humor.*
*This is not true…js
You sure do have a good life. Enjoy!
gorgeous pics of that gorgeous island
with you gorgeous people❣️🌺🌟🌴